Hunting for Beautiful Men, a Journey Through Time stein

Having just finished suffering through school life, I didn’t expect to be electrocuted back in time. When other people leap through time they have a bunch of useful things with them, but all I have is a box of “Joan of Arc” brand artificial hymen. >__  Could it be that I am destined to have something to do with “Joan of Arc”? Or perhaps the heavens it took pity on how a beauty like me died so young, so they let me use this box of “Joan of Arc” to have my ways with hotties from the past? And thus, starts my journey through time ….